HEY MIKE!

"Hey Mike, I need you to turn yourself into a huge rhesus monkey and terrorize table four."

hey mike, beg for change. when someone offers you change, extend an open mason jar full of ketchup and say "in the ketchup, please."

hey mike, "fffffffffffffffffffff." <3 "bee bee bee." ~^..^~

Hey Mike, I need you to break out your Bach & Rock and stick it in a dry dock.

Hey Mike, construct a pudding to mimic the area’s prime geographical features.

Dude, Mike, somebody locked the fig stain hormone drawer.

Hey Mikey, debone me

mike, tell rod to fuck off!

Hey Mike, we need you to salivate into this cup in order to eliminate you as a suspect.

& of course the initiatory perpetrations:

'Hey Mike, I need you to croon some gravy all over the zucchini warts, and serve them in flames to Mustache Tits out in the parking lot.'

'Hey Mike, I need you to put pancake batter on my leg in time for the Asshole Car Interiors Memorial Dinner and Bake-Off.'